Monday, July 23, 2007

Torture is...

Leaving off on page 430 of the latest and final Harry Potter in order to go to sleep because you have to wake up early the next morning.

Obsession is...

Waking up when your alarm goes off and before pressing snooze you catch a glimpse of the big, fat book sitting on your nightstand and seriously consider coming up with some sort of ailment so that you can stay home from work and finish it in peace without fear of spoilers.

Paranoia is...

Avoiding spoilers. How? By avoiding any new and strange websites. Not opening any book review links. Making sure no one else is in the elevator when you get on - just in case someone is talking about it. Spending the whole day in your cubicle, head down, ignoring all conversations that float by and watching the clock until 5pm when you can run to your car, race home, order a pizza, and sit down to finish the book in peace - phone ringer off, TV unplugged.

Insanity is...

ALL OF THE ABOVE. And making sure you, yes you gentle reader, cannot spoil or judge me by removing the option for you to post ANY comments on this particular post. I just cannot risk it...

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