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Yes, yes - cue the super cheesy porn music in honor of the newest sex scandal. Larry Birkhead and Howard K. Stern. Did they engage in gay sex? Hmmm. I am going to go on record and say that I believe they did. I can see it. You have hot, pin up Anna Nicole Smith and her two beaus. I think of the drugs that were floating around. Combine all of that and you have a steamy session of experimentation.

Enter the DUMB moment, though. Supposedly, there is a tape of this. Idiots. I never get this! So many of these celebrity types are always getting caught having sex on tape. Are they morons? WHY record it? WHY? Why do famous people always record their sexcapades and think that no one will ever see it? Sure, record a graduation or a birth or a wedding on video - those are events you want to share with others and events where you would want to remember every little detail. But taping a moment where you decided to indulge in some extra kinky sex? And then expecting no one to ever see it? Puh-lease.

Its one thing for any of us normal, average people to tape ourselves - no one cares about us - but when you are a celebrity or having sex with a celebrity - its gonna come out eventually, people! And even us normal, average people never know if the person you are having sex with today will be (I wish) the Brad Pitt of tomorrow. So, I would honestly recommend never taping yourself. But that is another blog for another time...

Back to Birkhead and Stern - Do you think they did it? I do! That's my story and I am sticking to it...